15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

voreing:

here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before

GOD I’M PLAYING THE FIRST PROFESSOR LAYTON GAME AND

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roachpatrol:

creatures-alive:

Tando (via 500px / sleeping Tando by Hendy Mp)

what the fuck? wh a t the fuck??? what. what the fuck. 

ok i had to look this up because i’ve never seen this animal before and googling “tando” did not bring up any animal results and i was too confused/enthralled by its little naked wrists to just let it go, so:
i’m pretty sure this is a sunda flying lemur, aka a malayan colugo, species Galeopterus variegatus. so it looks like a cross between a bat and a flying squirrel and maybe a sloth and apparently some lemur. with a puppy face. not actually closely related to any of those animals. in fact, it’s not really closely related to most mammals: it and another “flying lemur” are the only extant species in their own order, Dermoptera (“skin wing”). CUTE… WEIRD…

roachpatrol:

creatures-alive:

Tando (via 500px / sleeping Tando by Hendy Mp)

what the fuck? wh a t the fuck??? what. what the fuck. 

ok i had to look this up because i’ve never seen this animal before and googling “tando” did not bring up any animal results and i was too confused/enthralled by its little naked wrists to just let it go, so:

i’m pretty sure this is a sunda flying lemur, aka a malayan colugo, species Galeopterus variegatus. so it looks like a cross between a bat and a flying squirrel and maybe a sloth and apparently some lemur. with a puppy face. not actually closely related to any of those animals. in fact, it’s not really closely related to most mammals: it and another “flying lemur” are the only extant species in their own order, Dermoptera (“skin wing”). CUTE… WEIRD…

i finished playing virtue’s last reward today

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52hearts:

(via Sincerely, Kinsey)

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

goknights:

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER: MEGA UPDATE MAKEOVER 

good news: you can now read the story of BFF from where it left off in the middle of chapter 14 and also the brand-new, never-before seen chapters 15, 16, and 17 !!

not as good news: I’m not doing this as a comic anymore. since the last update I’ve been thinking a lot about what I actually want to do (like, in my life) and I’m not so sure comics are my thing! I’m exploring other kinds of visual storytelling right now.

what this means for BFF is that the new chapters consist of:

  1. sketches of things that i’m actually excited to draw
  2. summary text explaining what else happens

This lets me get this story off my chest at a pace I’m actually happy with. You also get to look at some really raw drawings of mine, which I think is cool too! I’m really trying to make this personal project of mine truly as personal as possible, and cut out all the salesman showmanship stuff that burns me out. 

Some people might not be into this, and I’m OK with that - please don’t feel like you need to keep reading! But also please don’t send me messages about how you “miss” this or that. That just makes us both feel sad!

In case you’re wondering, I’m not going to charge the Patreon any more, and I’ll probably delete it in the near future. 

ANYWAY SORRY FOR THIS LONG-ASS POST please check out the cute new BFFCOMIC.COM!!

brief attack on titan chapter 59 post

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mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

indie horror(?) rpg review post

over the last few days i’ve been playing tons of indie horror games without saying anything on the internet so i thought i would say something on the internet about them. i love indie rpgs so much

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i thought my cats were the ones who dumped the potted plant on my desk but today i finally noticed that the two small plants in with my larger (undumped) potted plant have been eaten completely down to dirt level

left the house, came back, found a potted plant dumped all over the carpet by my cat(s)

(an hour or so passes)

left my room, came back, found A DIFFERENT potted plant dumped all over MY DESK