i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
found this important sign today
Wind Waker AU where Link and Aryll are kidnapped and Granny dons the hero clothes to save them.
Weizenfeld mit Zypressen (Wheatfield with Cypresses) Sept. 1889.Vincent Van Gogh. Oil on canvas.
TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
*brings a girl home n then starts flickin my bedroom lights on n off* “welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!”
My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”
|—||i love this assignment we got in entomology class|
Moment of silence for all the bettas being shoved into tiny bowls by careless college students as the school year begins.